Ass. here...

That's me...affectionately known as Jessica's ass. in the three afore mentioned blog posts.

Before you get to wondering why I'm making an entry on her blog, let me just tell you. I am absolutely the boss of our relationship. (Come to think of it, I'm actually the boss of everything, but that's beside the point.) Jess is in town this week for a visit and I decided that I wanted to take pictures of her for a change. She has very few pics of herself - she's always behind the lens. And I love taking pictures. L-O-V-E love. So, lucky for me, she has a mega-awesome camera that I got to play with, and lucky for her, she has to do what I say. Soooo, very reluctantly, she conceeded...but only because she knows that I am relentless - and oh man, I can be annoying. But puh-lease. Look at her - she's gorgeous! (And seriously, am I a good photographer or what? She needs to be my ass.)

I took a bunch, but these are a few of my faves. I'm hoping they make it to her website. So, now you can see the brains and the beauty behind the 503 genius. Don't be embarassed, Jess...just own it.

Corkey, eat your heart out.

She's laughing because she's realizing how awkward it is for people to "look natural" for the camera. I taught her a thing or two. You're welcome.

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(P.S. She looks like a lot of fun, right? She is. If you've never actually met Jess, you're missing out. She's the best. She's actually sitting across the table from me head-dancing rather rapidly to Rhythm of the Night...making up all her own words, of course and watching QVC bloopers on You Tube. Yowza.)

(P.P.S. Jessica, if you erase any of this, we're breaking up.)

Here we are...b/f/f...a/a/f.