I hope one day someone teaches you how to use the phone or computer so that you can write a letter to the president or someone else equally as important and explain to them what amazing parents you have. Surely, for all the things we have done for your freakish, terrified of everything, and might I add BOSSY butt we should get a little something out of it. Maybe a trip to the Bahamas, a debut on Oprah or ... I don't know...a million dollars?! Next time you decide you need to go outside make sure you don't do it during a time when the winds howling, the siding knocking and the wind chimes banging. If I had known you were going to get so scared you'd hide under a tree long enough to get ice crystals hanging off your ears I'd have taught you how to use a human toilet! And, please when I do decide that I'm so worried I finally dredge across the back deck, down the stairs and onto the ice and snow accumulating in the back yard (in my SOCKS no less!!), don't make me come all the way into the trees to pull your scared, chattering teeth, shaking butt out!
| Cincinnati 6° |  |
| Mostly Cloudy | |
| High: 16° | Low: 5° |
| Feels Like: | -14° |
| Barometer: | 30.28 in. |
| Humidity: | 60% |
| Visibility: | 9 Miles |
| Dewpoint: | -5° |
| Wind: | W 19 mph |
1 comment:
Great writing! :)
Just stopping by to say hello and thank you for the blog roll lovin'!
Merry Christmas (and stay warm!)
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